Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,580 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (60/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/185 points)
Finished the game!
Finish level 19 the easy? way!
Finish level 6 without harming a single foe!
Don't lose a single plumber on level 8.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/330 points)
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Build a friend for $24.99
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 14/18 (205/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Well, at least now you fit into
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 12/18 (290/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 deaths